The Hiram Clarke Hustler

by Viper

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Chris Viper's music is either really bad or amazingly groundbreaking, and The Hiram Clarke Hustler is a perfect example of the second option. Most of the songs are well produced on Viper's end, with him delivering his signature rap style, pumping out some actually good bars as well. It's a misunderstood cloud rap classic, and I love it. Thank you Viper for making the music, and thank you Kettleonwater for making a REAL CD VERSION. Favorite track: Hey, Maybe One Day You'll See Me Again.
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Polished Rubbish the most misunderstood rapper in the game, Viper was a decade ahead of his time Favorite track: Stuck On Grind To Shine.
Alex
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Alex I’m so happy to finally get a cd of this album!!!! Favorite track: Hey, Maybe One Day You'll See Me Again.
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I gots to ball I cannot fall I gots to ball I can't fall I'm gon' keep winning for real I'm loving this like my drop Lac on twenty inch wheels Just hopped off the new Lex on things My Lamborghini doors open like chicken wings But I never touch the steering wheel of my Bentley 'Cause when I ride that, my chauffeurette come get me In my house I got thirteen maids Seven from the motherland and six from Spain These ladies straight take care of they thug Massages, bath sex, showers and back rubs What can a baller say? Sometimes I just chill and don't leave for days Gettin' freaked while watchin' my ninety inch flatscreen Ring a bell, fourteen more girls are checkin' to see If they G need huggin' Warm touching, or old fashion fuckin' I gots to ball I cannot fall I gots to ball I can't fall My Maserati go hard Indoor and outdoor court in my backyard Every race of female I'm housin' My pool big enough to fit one thousand So why did I get that Navi? So I can freak it out, like my Escalade caddy And at that bump Put the box in the back and let it thump out the trunk Appetizer puts me in a eatin' mood My cook peepin me out, as she makes my food But this time I don't like the meal She come to kiss me and say she love me still How many cars does one G need? I don't know and I don't care 'cause I got the green Security cameras on my house, no burglar bars 'Cause I keep more heat than a day on Mars I gots to ball I cannot fall I gots to ball I can't fall I gots to ball I cannot fall I gots to ball I can't fall
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My hops They wanna see me gone cause of my hops Shot in the dome cause of my hops And ballin' no more cause of my hops My hops They wanna see me sprayed cause of my hops And sleepin' in a grave 'cause of my hops And not getting paid 'cause of my hops Ballers know the deal when they see me in the place Follow up, two-hand dunk, nuts in ya face See, you was under the goal Where the big boys play, so now you know I'm 6"2' with crazy hops From that two-hand in my video, I'm still gettin props Light feet, I wear a size 10 That's why I'm gettin' up time and time again Boys look like they wanna squab when they see me snowbird 'Cause they know they gonna get a two-hand-reverse Or I might just do a self alley And hang on the rim 'til your posse wanna blast me Yeah, that's how I do On this hoop court, I'm a fool And I'm still getting up To get the whole place crunk My hops They wanna see me gone cause of my hops Shot in the dome cause of my hops And ballin' no more cause of my hops My hops They wanna see me sprayed cause of my hops And sleeping in a grave cause of my hops And not getting paid 'cause of my hops I'm paid, I gives a fuck about a win I'm trying to get me a nasty bam in A loss I don't bar I leave the court and get freaked by three stars That's the life of a G My hoop shorts too long to ever see a knee White or black t-shirt, that's a bet And I'm always dry, 'cause real ballers never sweat Damn, a thug got game I could've hooped in the pros but mothafuck a plane And boys know where I be Marian, ballin', is where to find me Hooping on a Thursday night Rising to the occasion, and taking time flight And oh yeah, I got that thang with me Under the bleachers you'll do a 360 My hops They wanna see me gone cause of my hops Shot in the dome cause of my hops And ballin' no more cause of my hops My hops They wanna see me sprayed cause of my hops And sleeping in a grave cause of my hops And not getting paid 'cause of my hops My hops They wanna see me gone cause of my hops Shot in the dome cause of my hops And ballin' no more cause of my hops My hops They wanna see me sprayed cause of my hops And sleeping in a grave cause of my hops And not getting paid 'cause of my hops My hops
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Missing You 04:50
Needing you, missing you Wishing you were here right now I'm needing you, missing you Wishing you were here right now I daydream, wishing you would let me come back But you ain't feeling me so I'm dealing with that It's wild too, the way I feel I'm on probation though I wish I could blow kill But it's chill cuz I'm thinking of you And I know you'll forever remember me too Now I'm just thugged ballin' Caught in the loop, and out ten ballin' Gangsta hustling, a ballers mission Destroying, mashing, and crushing competition Thinking about how we used to grind You in my arms as I smile one time Like damn, that's my girl The one and only piece of my world The one that was meant for me The only girl to catch the ... Needing you, missing you Wishing you were here right now Last night I had a good dream about you Me and you making love, do and I do And I wish we would do it again I'd give it all up to be your best friend I'm being real, I changed my ways Even though you don't believe me and you think it's game But one day, you gon' see Cuz you gon' come through with opportunity And I'm gon' snatch it by the horns And be the realest to you that was ever born And show you how I'm gonna treat you forever Nothing but happiness though all kinds of weather You and I holding hands Going to the top level of a woman and man Eternally blessed by the folks above Us flying higher than the eagles and doves Needing you, missing you Wishing you were here right now I'm needing you, missing you Wishing you were here right now
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Cobra, you got yo gat? Oh yeah, and I'm ready to attack Viper, you got yo gat? Oh yeah, and I'm ready to attack Cobra, you got yo gat? Oh yeah, and I'm ready to attack Venom, you got yo gat? Oh yeah, and I'm ready to attack Viper, peep ot these bustas I'm tired of waiting, time to smoke these suckas Hell yeah, I'm down with that Let me run in the house, and grab my gat But before we straight blast on these suckas Let me get my pistol whippin' on these motherfuckas See I told ya, these faggots were slippin' You still got that four? Yeah, just let me put the clip in Which mark you hittin' first? The bitch ass nigga with that black T-shirt! And when these boys try to start shootin' the block I'ma make sure they dead, 'cause I'ma catch 'em in the throat That's what I'm talkin' about Let's put these boys to rest so we can hit the spot And oh yeah, I got some songs set up Well let's do this my nigga, so we can go and fuck Cobra, you got yo gat? Oh yeah, and I'm ready to attack Viper, you got yo gat? Oh yeah, and I'm ready to attack Cobra, you got yo gat? Oh yeah, and I'm ready to attack Venom, you got yo gat? Oh yeah, and I'm ready to attack We caught that nigga Now they know about us mark-type figures And these haters got dope in cash I'm feelin' that it's time to move fast You carry the 50 Gs And I'mma gone stick by with this geek So what should we do, I guess we could flip it Or keep it for these hoes a little tippin These girls I know ain't trippin about yo drugs or yo bucks All they wanna do is straight up fuck Damn, them some real ass freaks Yeah these hoes choosin', all in the streets Our choice, get in the jacuzzi Or smash at the bar while we drunk, getting woozy My nigga, I ain't trippin Lets go ride out and get these broads we hittin Cobra, you got yo gat? Oh yeah, and I'm ready to attack Viper, you got yo gat? Oh yeah, and I'm ready to attack Cobra, you got yo gat? Oh yeah, and I'm ready to attack Venom, you got yo gat? Oh yeah, and I'm ready to attack
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Thug Verses 04:57
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about

the seventh album by Viper, a cloud rap classic progression from You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack and The Paper Man.
Originally released June 19, 2009.

90% of digital sales go to Viper.

credits

released March 5, 2020

all music and lyrics written by Viper/Lee A. Carter.

Viper - music, production, vocals, lyrics, original album art
kettleonwater - editing, rearrangement (13)

Cassette credits:
TheNGVirus - j-card and cassette design
Hail Hazmat - lineart (side A)
Planet_Airwaves (www.instagram.com/planet_airwaves/?hl=en) - lineart (side A)
Zara Newton - lineart (side B)

cover art created by Viper/Lee Carter. it's a zoomed in image of his "The Paper Man" cover.

extreme thanks to Viper/Lee Carter and Rhyme Time Records.
Viper's bandcamp can be found here: rapperviper.bandcamp.com

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